to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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