The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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