I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
