The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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