I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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