Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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