Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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