its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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