Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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