Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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