why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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