Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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