Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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