For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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