Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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