there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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