Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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