I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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