She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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