don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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