I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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