She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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