Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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