i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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