The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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