I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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