Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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