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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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