Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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