I'm gonna have a badass scar
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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