4 words: hood of his car
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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