I hate your face
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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