Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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