Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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