Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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