i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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