After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
