worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
FUCK WHALES
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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