Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
why is half of my head shaved?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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