I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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