Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
