there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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