Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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