But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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