Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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