I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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