My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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