I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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