I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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