i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
NoShamevember. You game?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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