Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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